Rise of the ROBOTS!
Intergalactic Planetary Planetary Intergalactic
Another Dimension, Another Dimension!
Another Dimension, Another Dimension!
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| Robots and dancing! That's a future I like.As a side note the picture says robotto (robot duh) and intergalactic, if you can't read our Robotic language. |
I’ve always wondered what’s with the fascination with Robots
and Japan.
I guess its part of the futuristic spin we propagate (that's a cool
word) about Japan.
A lot of movies are about Robots and the future of tech in Japan.
I wonder if that’s the only reason.
I sometimes wonder if the Robots are based on the people. Docile, quiet and logical (MR.ROBOTO!).
You see I have a theory, which is based on some fact (not as much as heliocentric theory), so maybe its a hypothesis. I like to hypothesize things. Someone give me a pipe and a spectrometer (I actually mean a magnifying glass like Sherlock Holmes, but I'm trying to sound intelligent. Is it working? Probably not.)
You see I have a theory, which is based on some fact (not as much as heliocentric theory), so maybe its a hypothesis. I like to hypothesize things. Someone give me a pipe and a spectrometer (I actually mean a magnifying glass like Sherlock Holmes, but I'm trying to sound intelligent. Is it working? Probably not.)
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| Aha! I've got it Watson! Complimentary, complimentary. |
Let me explain myself here so you don’t think I’m a riceist (yes that's no spelling mistake).
As you may have read in my previous blogposts every student gets the same wrong answer, or the same incorrect pronunciation. Its like their programming is the same.
My hypothesis, based on the little evidence I have, is someone is copying the other or how can everyone come to the same conclusion (I don't have DNA samples {yet!}). The answer is due to everyone having a positronic Robot brain! (positronic is showing as wrong in my spell checker, but I think Issac Asminov created the word so add it to your dictionary, or in this case your positronic brains).
These Robots are built in the same factory, to have the same thinking. Follow the hive commands and do as they are instructed (don't eat the honey!)
Or perhaps................... its the nails in the Robots.
My hypothesis, based on the little evidence I have, is someone is copying the other or how can everyone come to the same conclusion (I don't have DNA samples {yet!}). The answer is due to everyone having a positronic Robot brain! (positronic is showing as wrong in my spell checker, but I think Issac Asminov created the word so add it to your dictionary, or in this case your positronic brains).
These Robots are built in the same factory, to have the same thinking. Follow the hive commands and do as they are instructed (don't eat the honey!)
Or perhaps................... its the nails in the Robots.
You see in Japan
the saying goes that the nail that sticks up gets hammered down, society is conforming
you (or maybe contorting you. Like a pretzel!)
In the West, thinking out of the box is welcomed and congratulated, in Japan,
thinking out of the box is met with shame and dishonour (which may lead to Seppuku
– the act of disembowelment. Its not pretty, not that I've ever seen it, its not the Samurai days anymore). You might get beat back into that box, like a Jack in
the box, only you can’t pop out....... ever!
In the West we celebrate our uniqueness, but in Japan, you fall in line and bow to authority, no questions are to be made, the idea is to be the same. Don't break with the movement.
To put it in perspective for you "For one and all!" (like a Mouseketeer or maybe a Musketeer!)
I can tell you from experience even if I didn't stand out based on my physical features white, blond hair, body ape hair, my expressions would give me away. Whilst most people beat around the bush on topics I always to get straight to the point.
Whilst in Japan you are supposed to announce in a sentence when you are changing topics, I just just chane them every minute for amusement and I don't warn them (evil I know mhwhahah).
My friend Linus told me about a lineup in McDonald's onetime. A large line of people waiting for one cashier, but beside her another cashier waiting for someone, anyone to come to her. No one dared to enter the line as it was "outside the box".
Line up and be a Robot or risk disembowelment I guess.
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| You better follow or you have to do this. If you do I hope with a straw only I hope. |
In the West we celebrate our uniqueness, but in Japan, you fall in line and bow to authority, no questions are to be made, the idea is to be the same. Don't break with the movement.
To put it in perspective for you "For one and all!" (like a Mouseketeer or maybe a Musketeer!)
I can tell you from experience even if I didn't stand out based on my physical features white, blond hair, body ape hair, my expressions would give me away. Whilst most people beat around the bush on topics I always to get straight to the point.
Whilst in Japan you are supposed to announce in a sentence when you are changing topics, I just just chane them every minute for amusement and I don't warn them (evil I know mhwhahah).
My friend Linus told me about a lineup in McDonald's onetime. A large line of people waiting for one cashier, but beside her another cashier waiting for someone, anyone to come to her. No one dared to enter the line as it was "outside the box".
Line up and be a Robot or risk disembowelment I guess.
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| OH SNAP! |
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