Crap, A Monkey Army
This army wants their persimmons, watch out! |
You
know I would have never associate Japan with monkeys. In my mind,
monkeys are from Africa and roam the jungles with Tarzan. But, believe
it or not, there are a lot of monkeys in Japan (I was going to go for a
joke here, but might be a bit risky).
I
went to a couple tourist attractions that had signs warning of the
impending dangers of the surrounding monkeys. If you were unlucky they
might throw rocks at you or steal your food. Or if they were in a really
bad mood, throw excrement (big word for pooh) at you. Luckily for me, I didn't have
those issues.
They don't hope to be such a monkey. Dreaming of good food? Eat leaves instead. |
If
you’ve read my previous blogposts you know I worked from 8-4pm
everyday. One morning I got a call from one of the English teachers at
6AM. First thought, why are they calling me so early? “Hello... ...so
sleepy... yes?”. “Good morning!!! Do you want to do monkey patrol with me?”. “What
is it and No is my pre answer”. “There was a reported sighting of a
monkey eating vegetables in a patch near the school, the local parents
need us to protect the children from them”. I thought it was a joke.
“Ok good luck I’m going back to bed, enjoy your monkeys”. Tell Curious George not to be so curious. Curiosity killed the cat after all, does the monkey think he escape the same fate?
“Ok good luck I’m going back to bed, enjoy your monkeys”. Tell Curious George not to be so curious. Curiosity killed the cat after all, does the monkey think he escape the same fate?
At
the morning meeting the principal quoted that a monkey had come down
from the mountains and was eating vegetables and may interfere with the
children. I was guessing the monkey might ask them to skip school and
eat raw vegetables with them or something. So mischievous!
One
of the vice principals invited me over to his house a few weeks later,
which happened to be in the mountains where that monkey supposedly came
from.
His
mother who was about 90 years old was standing outside. He mentioned
they had a kaki tree, which I knew to mean a persimmon tree.
As
I sat outside, the ninety year old mother came over to me, grasping a
tiny sapling tree trying to stay still. I hoped the tree wasn't about to
give way with her swaying. I put my arms out to catch her just incase
it did. “Hello” she said in Japanese. “Did you want some kaki? We should
eat them quick before the monkey army comes again, those little
bastards come in droves.” I started laughing.
I wondered if she could see I was in a foreigner, her accent was a local one, tainted by local dialect.
I wondered if she could see I was in a foreigner, her accent was a local one, tainted by local dialect.
“Do
you get a lot of monkeys through here?”, I inquired. “They are an
army! They come by and eat every kaki on that tree, its bare by the time
we get to it. How will we put an end to the army? Each year it gets
bigger. Maybe they are training others”, she said.
“Hmmm... sounds like a real issue perhaps we should inform the police”, I half halfheartedly joked.
She
had a serious look on her face, but wasn't focusing on me, so I still
doubt she knew I wasn't Japanese, “Tried that. Informed the police that
they had got all my fruit on my tree and they didn't fight them about
it”.
After
a few minutes of her swaying and mumbling about the good days, I told
her I knew an English teacher who happened to do monkey patrols each
morning. I informed her I would request he add her kaki tree and the
surrounding mountains to his patrol.
She seemed to be looking at me and asked my name.
I told her "Nakamura" to do with the whole “ I'm Japanese theme”.
I briefly considered answering “The grandfather monkey”, but I didn't want to give her a heart attack.
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I wanted to tell her I was the head monkey planning on the persimmon tree attack. |
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Other funny stories from this blog
http://memoirsgaijin.blogspot.ca/
My blog about everyday life (not Japan related)
http://eyethroughtheglass.blogspot.ca/
My Youtube Channel (makes no sense just like my blog)
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Ok so first of all I have to tell you that you are extremely funny! Some might say that its not that hard to make me laugh though lol...anyway, your stories are amazing and I hope that I can have as much as an eventful stay as you have had. I've just been notified by JET that I have been hired by nagahama city!
ReplyDeleteHi Kimberly, thanks for taking the time to comment. I appreciate the feedback (known in Japan as goma suri). As for being welcomed on Jet, congrats, on the other hand as for Nagahama I do hope you won't be stuck at my school or its like getting a death warrant.
DeleteGood luck ;-)